My Wife Is Psychotic Funny Halloween Sarcasm Husband Shirt

Product Name: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton
Material: 100% preshrunk US cotton – soft, breathable, and built to last
Design:

• Bold rainbow heart graphic — perfect for Pride Month, parades, or everyday wear

• Seamless 7/8” collar, taped neck and shoulders for added durability

• Rolled forward shoulder for a better fit and comfort

• Twin-needle sleeve and bottom hems, quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Do not bleach, iron, dry clean, or tumble dry

Fit: Unisex classic fit

Color : Black

Print Type: Direct-to-garment (DTG) – vivid, long-lasting color

• 🚚 Order Processing: 0–3 business days (excluding weekends & holidays)
• 🌍 Delivery Time:
  • USA: 7–12 business days
  • Canada, Australia, New Zealand, UK, EU: 7–15 business days
• 💰 Shipping Fee: $4.99 for the first item, +$2.99 per additional item
• 🔍 Tracking: Sent via email within 5 business days after shipping
• ⚠️ Note: Delays may occur during holidays or customs clearance

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• 🗓️ Return Period: Within 30 days if unused and in original packaging.
• 📦 Return Shipping: Paid by the customer unless the item is defective or incorrect.
• 💳 Refunds: Processed to the original payment method within 5–10 business days after inspection.
• 🔄 Exchanges: Only for defective or damaged items (must report within 7 days).

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